Melanie tells me she was in 6th grade when this fantastic collection of poetry was penned:
Melanie -Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love you so much that
well, we stick together like glue.
Mom -You're crazy, Melanie.
Melanie -Thanks!!
Roses R Red
Violets R Blue
Mom's shoes look nice but, . . .
mine are better! haha
Mom -Roses are red
Violets are blue
your poem doesn't rhyme
and where the heck did you get those cool, pink shoes?
Melanie -What the heck kind of poem is that?
Mom -It's the kind of poem that I want to know where you got those shoes!
Melanie -Roses R red
Violets R blue
I don't like
the smell of poo.
Mom -I love roses,
Red ones the most.
I don't like your poem
There's a word that is gross!
Melanie -Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What's sticky is glue
and that's so true.
Mom -Your poem is so clever.
The facts, they are true.
But it's also not funny -
Write a funny one or two.
Melanie -Cleaning the garage,
I almost feel like camoflauge,
looking at all of the junk,
Smelling some kind of funk.
Mom -Better, but not hilarious,
Make me laugh delirious . . .
Clouds are fluffy, clouds are nice
Clouds are pretty, too.
Clouds are bright, clouds are dark,
Clouds are old or new.
Do you know what I think about
When I get out of bed?
I hope one doesn't fall down
And bonk me on the head!
Melanie -hahaha
I like your poem oh so well
but mine are fairly better.
The exchange of my words are scrambled
with many different letters.
BRING IT ON!!
Mom - You think you're going to challenge me?
You think your poems are better?
Don't even think you can compare -
Not one word, not one letter!
My rhyming brain will always win,
I'm an award winning poet.
You think you want to "Bring it on"?
I'm a poet, you don't even know it!
Melanie -Okay, okay, I guess I'll give up --
If you ever try to beat me again,
My brain will be more clever.
That's why I found the barried treasure
Because you know, . . . I'M CLEVER!!!
Mom -You are so clever, that is true,
Your words . . . they are so telling.
However, I should call your teacher,
So she can work on your spelling!!
(Hmmmm . . . . Sadly, I can't remember what the sacrament meeting topics were the day those were written.)