travel talk

"I packed less than that and I'm going to be gone for 2 years!"

"Stop it!"
"You're choking me with my seat belt!"
"Get your backpack off my seat!"
"CAW!! CAW!!" **
(we hadn't driven 4 blocks yet)

Stopping by the stake president's house before we left town:
"Oh, I remember T.P.ing this house once!"

"We had an awesome bonfire out in this desert once."
"Really? Where?"
"We wiggled off the road out there after the 2nd cattle thingy."

"It stinks in here. It smells like vacation."

"You sound like a transformer."
"That's my hostage voice."

"I was yawning and I almost ate your shoe."

"Have you ever been made fun of by a duck?"

"Do you have any music?"
"I had a shuffle, but I lost it. No . . . first I broke it, then I lost it."

"Does this movie cost anything?"
"No, it's free."
"Then you won't mind if I fall asleep?"

Near Hoover Dam:
" Take a picture of the whole dam area."
" What?"
" Take a picture of the whole dam area."
" Yeah I heard you, just wanted you to say it twice."

"I hate seat belts - we need some kind of safety cocoon to sleep in."




** C.A.W. = "Crack a window!"